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\n\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude02<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n
\n

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\u092c\u091a\u094d\u091a\u093e:- \u092a\u093e\u092a\u093e \u092f\u0947 “\u092e\u0948\u0925\u0940” \u0939\u0948\u0902\u0964<\/p>\n

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**************…<\/p>\n

Interviewer: which pathy is the best?<\/p>\n

BAMS: Ayurveda is best with no side effects.
\nBHMS: Homeopathy is best. It is best solution for all illness.<\/p>\n

Interviewer: what about allopathy?<\/p>\n

BAMS: Oh.. it has lot of side effects and lot of harmful chemicals
\nBHMS: It doesnt go to root cause. Our science is perfect<\/p>\n

Interviewer: So you dont like allopathy and dont want to practice it?<\/p>\n

BAMS\/BHMS: Why shouldn’t we? We were tought the same that they did. So, we know everything. We want to practice it.<\/p>\n

Interviewer: But you said your pathy is best.
\nAnyway, so it means that allopathy doctors also should be allowed to practice ayurved or homeopathy?<\/p>\n

BAMS\/BHMS: No, no. How can they practice our pathy. They are not trained in the same.<\/p>\n

Interviewer: But you also are not trained in allopathy.<\/p>\n

BAMS\/ BHMS: So what, we can learn it in 6 month course.<\/p>\n

Interviewer: So allopathic doctor can also learn your course in 6 months?<\/p>\n

BAMS\/BHMS: No no. Our pathies are great science. Allopathic doctors wont be able to understand it.<\/p>\n

Interviewer: But arent they better than you in academics?<\/p>\n

BAMS\/BHMS: who told you that? We are all equal.<\/p>\n

Interviewer: So you chose BAMS\/BHMS even when you were getting MBBS?<\/p>\n

BAMS BHMS: See, we just missed it by few marks, it doesnt mean we are inferior.<\/p>\n

Interviewer: I am not saying you are inferior. You only said that you can learn allopathy in 6 months, but they cant learn your pathy in same period. So they shouldn’t be allowed to practice your pathy.
\nAnyway, so you agree that allopathy is better and you should be allowed to practice it.<\/p>\n

BAMS BHMS: We should be allowed to practice it. But our pathies are best.<\/p>\n

Interviewer: if that is the case, you should practice what is best. Not the one who has lot of side effects and lot of chemicals. Not the one which doesnt go the root cause. Not the one who is ineffective.<\/p>\n

BAMS BHMS: No. We will practice allopathy. But our pathy is best.<\/p>\n

Interviewer: But people want more allopathy<\/p>\n

BAMS BHMS: Ha ha ha.. you are so wrong. People love ayurved\/ homeopathy.<\/p>\n

Interviewer:. So why is there so much rush in the allopathic hospitals and clinics?<\/p>\n

BAMS BHMS: People don’t know the real power of our pathy.<\/p>\n

Interviewer: So when your loved one is critically ill you will treat him\/her by your own best pathy only?<\/p>\n

BAMS BHMS: we will treat them by our pathy with the help of allopathy.<\/p>\n

Interviewer: But if your pathy is best then why you need help of allopathy?<\/p>\n

BAMS BHMS: we don’t need their help. Our pathy helps allopathy to treat better.<\/p>\n

Interviewer: But they never take your pathies help while treating? I have never heard allopthy doctor starting ayurvedic or homeopathic treatment to a critical patient in ICU?<\/p>\n

BAMS BHMS: Please don’t divert from the topic. Our pathy is best and we want to practice allopathy. Thats it!<\/p>\n

\n
\n

\"\"<\/p>\n

Due to shortage of Tigers in the country,
\nstreet dogs are offered 2 weeks Bridge course after which they will be released in jungles as Tigers !!!!<\/p>\n

\n

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????????<\/p>\n

\n

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\n\u0932\u0947\u0915\u093f\u0928 \u0917\u093e\u091c\u0930 \u091c\u092c \u0924\u0915 \u0926\u0938 \u0930\u0942\u092a\u092f\u0947 \u0915\u0940 \u0921\u0947\u095d \u0915\u093f\u0932\u094b \u0928\u093e \u0939\u094b \u091c\u093e\u092f\u0947
\n\u0924\u092c \u0924\u0915 \u0939\u0932\u0935\u093e \u092c\u0928\u093e\u0928\u0947 \u0915\u093e \u092a\u094d\u0930\u094b\u0917\u094d\u0930\u093e\u092e \u092a\u0947\u0902\u0921\u093f\u0902\u0917 \u0939\u0940 \u0930\u0916\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0902……!<\/p>\n

????\u092c\u0924\u093e\u0907\u092f\u0947 \u0926\u0947\u0936 \u0915\u093e \u0915\u093f\u0938\u093e\u0928 \u0915\u0948\u0938\u0947 \u0916\u0941\u0936 \u0939\u094b\u0917\u093e…..!<\/p>\n

\n

Chhello divas<\/p>\n

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\u092b\u0940\u0930\u0915\u0940 \u091b\u0947,<\/p>\n

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\u0924\u0932 \u0928\u093e \u0932\u093e\u0921\u0941 \u091b\u0947,<\/p>\n

\u0938\u0947\u0930\u0921\u0940 \u091b\u0947,<\/p>\n

\u0924\u093e\u0930\u0940 \u092a\u093e\u0938\u0947 \u0936\u0941 \u091b\u0947 ?<\/p>\n

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\n????????????????????????<\/p>\n

\n

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\n

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\n

” \u0aa4\u0ac7 \u0a86 \u0ab6\u0ac7\u0aa8\u0acb \u0ab0\u0ac0\u0aaa\u0acb\u0a9f \u0ab8\u0ac7 \u0aa4\u0ab2\u0abe\u0a9f\u0ac0\u0ab8\u0abe’\u0aac ? ” \u0aaa\u0acb\u0aa4\u0abe\u0aa8\u0abe \u0aa1\u0abe\u0aac\u0abe \u0ab9\u0abe\u0aa5\u0aa8\u0acb \u0a85\u0a82\u0a97\u0ac2\u0aa0\u0acb \u0aae\u0abe\u0ab0\u0aa4\u0abe \u0ab8\u0ab0\u0aaa\u0a82\u0a9a\u0ac7 \u0aaa\u0ac2\u0a9b\u0acd\u0aaf\u0ac1\u0a82.
\n\u200e’ \u0ab8\u0ab0\u0aaa\u0a82\u0a9a\u0ab8\u0abe\u0ab9\u0ac7\u0aac, \u0a86\u0aaa\u0aa3\u0ac1\u0a82 \u0a97\u0abe\u0aae 100%\u0ab8\u0abe\u0a95\u0acd\u0ab7\u0ab0 \u0aa5\u0aaf\u0ac1\u0a82 \u0a8f\u0aa8\u0acb \u0ab0\u0abf\u0aaa\u0acb\u0ab0\u0acd\u0a9f \u0a9b\u0ac7. \u0aa4\u0abe\u0ab2\u0ac1\u0a95\u0ac7 \u0aae\u0acb\u0a95\u0ab2\u0ab5\u0abe\u0aa8\u0acb \u0a9b\u0ac7.’ \u0aa4\u0ab2\u0abe\u0a9f\u0ac0\u0a8f \u0ab0\u0abf\u0aaa\u0acb\u0ab0\u0acd\u0a9f \u0ab9\u0abe\u0aa5\u0aae\u0abe\u0a82 \u0ab2\u0ac7\u0aa4\u0abe \u0a9c\u0ab5\u0abe\u0aac \u0a86\u0aaa\u0acd\u0aaf\u0acb.
\n\u200e” \u0aa0\u0ac0\u0a95..\u0ab8\u0abe\u0ab0\u0ac1\u0a82 \u0ab2\u0acd\u0aaf\u0acb \u0aa4\u0acd\u0aaf\u0abe\u0ab0\u0ac7 \u0aae\u0acb\u0a95\u0ab2\u0ac0 \u0aa6\u0acd\u0aaf\u0acb, \u0a8f\u0a95 \u0a95\u0abe\u0aae \u0aa4\u0acb \u0aaa\u0aa4\u0acd\u0aaf\u0ac1\u0a82.” \u0a95\u0ab9\u0ac0\u0aa8\u0ac7 \u0ab8\u0ab0\u0aaa\u0a82\u0a9a\u0ac7 \u0a9a\u0abe\u0ab2\u0aa4\u0ac0 \u0aaa\u0a95\u0aa1\u0ac0.<\/p>\n

\n

Boss : Where were you born ..?
\nSardar : India ..
\nBoss : which part ..?
\nSardar : What \u2018which part\u2019 ..? Whole body was born in India .<\/p>\n

????????????
\n2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
\nSardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
\nSardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.<\/p>\n

????????????
\nSardar : What is the name of your car ..?
\nLady : I forgot the name, but is starts with \u2018T\u2019.
\nSardar : Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.<\/p>\n

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\nAt the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
\nSardar : Control yourself. Don\u2019t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying ..?<\/p>\n

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\nSardar : U cheated me.
\nShopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to u.
\nSardar : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is \u2018All India Radio! \u2018<\/p>\n

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\nTourist : Whose skeleton is that ..?
\nSardar : An old king\u2019s skeleton.
\nTourist : Who\u2019s that smaller skeleton next to it ..?
\nSardar : That was same king\u2019s skeleton when he was a child …<\/p>\n

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\nTeacher : Which is the oldest animal in the world ..?
\nSardar : ZEBRA
\nTeacher : How?
\nSardar : Bcoz it is Black & White<\/p>\n

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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company ..
\nManager : Do U know MS Office .?
\nSardar : If U give me the address I will go there sir.<\/p>\n

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Sardar : Doctor .!!
\nMy Son swallowed a key
\nDoctor : When .?
\nSardar : 3 Months Ago
\nDr : What were u doing till now .?
\nSardar : We were using duplicate key<\/p>\n

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Sardarji made a call to airport.
\n“How long is the journey from India to America .?”
\nGirl : One second sir …
\nSardarji : Thanks .!!<\/p>\n

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Jandhar Singh laughing behind Mandhar Singh in an ATM counter …
\nHaha .. I have seen ur password ..
\nMandhar singh : What is it .?
\nJandhar : it is four stars (**)
\nMandhar : Haha .. wrong .. it is 3384. oye .. oye ..<\/p>\n

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Teacher : How does the hen comes out of the egg ..?
\nSardarji : Oye ..that is not a big question .. madam .. the big question
\nis .. how the hen went inside the egg ..!!<\/p>\n

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Sardar’s friend : Sardarji, how was ur exam?
\nSardarji : Oye .. it was OK .. but i couldn’t answer the past tense of ‘THINK’.
\nI thought & thought & thought .. and finally wrote ..THUNK .!!<\/p>\n

\n

One tourist from USA asked : Any great man born in this village?
\nSardarji : No sir, only small babies .!!<\/p>\n

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A lady and a lion were kissing each other in a circus cage ..
\nRing master : Anybody can do that?
\nSardar : Oye .. I can .. first .. take the lion out .!!<\/p>\n

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Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.
\nTourist : If a lion comes against us, how can we escape?
\nSardar : So simple .. Give RIGHT turn indicator and turn LEFT ..!!<\/p>\n

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Sardar : Doctor, In my dreams .. rats play football every night..
\nDr : OK .. no problem. Have these tablets from tonight.
\nSardarji : can i start from tomoro?
\nDr : why?
\nSardar : Bcoz today is FINAL .!!<\/p>\n

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